Jesus comforts Santa over 9/11, naturally (Found at Jesus Needs New PR)
I wasn’t planning on having any 9/11 posts (because there are more than enough articles, posts, etc on the internet as it is), but this just… wow.
Today in the Senate, I met with Senators Jon Kyl and Mark Kirk. The meeting is very useful because it shows that the alternative to Barack Obama is a collapse of all the programs of cooperation with Russia. Today, I had the impression that I was transported in a time machine back several decades, and in front of me sat two monsters of the Cold War, who looked at me not through pupils, but targeting sights. —Russia’s ambassador to NATO is none too pleased with US conservatives. Wait till you see what one of those conservatives said in response. (via adamweinstein)
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